WITH George Osborne set to announce the annual budget tomorrow, a spiritual healer from Bromley says aliens are guiding the economy towards recovery, and have some important advice for Arsenal football manager Arsene Wenger.
Stephany Cohen is in constant communication with extra terrestrial races, including Grays, Cat People and the half-reptile, half-alien Reptilians.
The 52-year-old former policewoman says Reptilians, who are highly skilled in business and finance, have taken a special interest in Britain’s faltering economy, and are trying to help.
She said: “The people of Britain need not be too down – Reptilians are helping.
“They are working with people’s minds, in the background, to steer the economy in the right direction.
“It is a very bad time for everyone but recovery will happen in its own time, at the right time.”
While it may not be surprising that George Osborne’s economic policy is influenced by giant lizards, perhaps we should find comfort in the fact there is a superior race looking after us.
The selfless aliens travel regularly to Earth from their home in the Canis Major system, which also homes Grays and Cat People.