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Hugh Hefner Can’t Live Without Crystal Even Though He Doesn’t Turn Her On

When it comes to whatever is going on in the Playboy Mansion, the rules that apply in that bubble of hedonism do not seem to be the rules that the majority of us follow in love or relationships. However, that said, it seems that diehard octogenarian playboy Hugh Hefner has taken back his former fiancee, 26-year-old Crystal Harris, who had ditched him last year right before their planned nuptials. Hef announced the news on Twitter, saying, “Getting back together with Crystal Harris shouldn’t be a big surprise, since I have a history of remaining close to former girlfriends.” And Crystal tweeted that, yes, she was once again Hef’s “#1 girl.” Because, you see, in Hef-land, women are ranked numerically by importance and proximity to Hef’s bedroom. Romantic

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This entry was posted on June 5, 2012 by in General News Stories.
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