Pornstars organize ‘world’s largest wank out’ against Santorum

Upset that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has vowed to crack down on Internet pornography if elected, pornstars have organized a “wank out” on May 5.

The pornstars warned that without easily available pornography, people will be forced to use Facebook photos or possibly even their own imagination to masturbate.

Like the “SOPA blackout” protests that successfully killed anti-online piracy legislation, the pornstars hope their Internet-porn-fueled “wank out” protest will send a clear message to Santorum: Don’t persecute the porn industry.

“Great idea starting a war with the Internet. How did that work out for you last time?” pornstar Allie Haze said in reference to the former Pennsylvania senator’s Google problem.

But the pornstars still hope you’ll vote for Rick Santorum in the primaries. Because if he wins the primary, “he would definitely get crushed by Obama.”

Watching Porn Stars Against Santorum on Jest http://www.jest.com/video/165065

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