Not The Mainstream News

A Conduit of Mostly Non Mainstream News / Information – without Political Correctness…

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT—-

   These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:  

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is… ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker–Billy Connolly:.If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

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This entry was posted on February 9, 2012 by in General News Stories.
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